Definitions by kelbel

dirty suzanne 

When you throw up while giving a man a blowjob and instead of stopping you use your vomit as lube.

That bitch gave me a “dirty Suzanne” last night, and now I have chunks of vomit in my pubes.

dirty suzanne by Kelbel March 31, 2020

procrastination 

If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

procrastination by kelbel April 14, 2006