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1. When you get pwned and clowned simultaneously. Pwned + clowned = plowned.

2. When you get owned by a plow. Not to be confused with when you get owned AND clowned by a plow (plown-clowned).
1. zomg dat dewd plowned meh!

2. I was plowned in town.
Plowned by Another Pawn June 30, 2006

pussy plower 

When somene eats the living shit out of a chicks pussy.
Tom loves to eat mary's pussy 24/7. He's the biggest "pussy plower" I know.
pussy plower by hump me August 28, 2003

Amish Plower

When you're doing a girl doggy-style, just when you are about to come, grab her hands and pull them towards you. This will force her head down to the carpet, so you will be able to shove her head around the carpet. May leave minor carpet marks.
Oh dude, I pulled an Amish Plower on Amy last night!

Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!
Amish Plower by SjaakBraak December 14, 2010
To be fucked by unscaleable web services.
Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"
ploned by libkeiser February 27, 2009

pennsylvania plower 

When a guy is banging a girl in the vagina from behind , he also has a strap-on strapped around his waist fucking her in the ass.
She wasn't getting enough pleasure from just me fucking her , so I gave her the pennsylvania plower.

Flower Plower 

A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being
That girl is ridiculous.

What a Flower Plower.
Flower Plower by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013