penguin of doom 

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.

"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"

penguin of doom by LittleSallySparrow July 11, 2012

penguin blowjob 

When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.

That John only offered me 5 dollar... so I gave the cheap bastard a penguin blowjob!

penguin blowjob by Yostiemonster2 August 18, 2010

Daddy Penguin

The act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals into her mouth, as if he were keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

Apparently originated from Norwich, England

' Jesus Mick you didn't daddy penguin her again last night did you? Isnt this going a bit far?'
....

‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’

'It's my "Special move"'

Daddy Penguin by You Joker May 18, 2012

penguin pussy 

when your bopping your woman at the top of stairs, then you punch the bitch in the back of the head and ride her down the stairs like a sled fucking her the whole way

i penguin pussyed the hooker and accidentally killed her.

penguin pussy by the ClAp hurtz February 23, 2011

Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani 

A nickname recently given to Giuliani when he suddenly tired of being Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and was caught auditioning for the role of The Penguin because he thought he needed a change in his battered public image.

In a fitful moment of hypomanic glee and a desire to elevate himself in the public eye, Rudy found himself wishing instead to be Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani, because like The Penguin in the Batman comic, he saw himself as a more respectable New York mob “gentleman of crime,” one who wears a monocle, top hat and a tuxedo - instead of the pitifully goofy, evil grin of The Joker.

Rudy “The Penguin” Giuliani by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

penguin sex 

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.

Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!

penguin sex by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014

Club Penguin Rewritten 

The remake of the old Club Penguin.

Hey! Have you played Club Penguin Rewritten yet? I heard it's just like the original Club Penguin

Club Penguin Rewritten by ESHHHHHLAD June 2, 2018