Paddle the pink canoe 

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

Paddle the pink canoe by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

snooch paddles 

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

snooch paddles by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

ambushed paddington 

When you pull out and cum on your gf's teddy bear

My gf broke up with me last night after I ambushed paddington

ambushed paddington by playa hater February 24, 2004

paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

paddington ambush by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

Brown Paddle Award 

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

Brown Paddle Award by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

up a creek without a paddle 

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

up a creek without a paddle by Light Joker June 7, 2007

click padding 

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.

Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.

click padding by MelloMan March 28, 2007