pooble 

A small, pebble sized piece of poo. This problem typically occurs while traveling. For some reason the body alters the crap factory and wants to save the really satisfying dumps for home.

You okay?

Man, I felt like I had to crap but all I could drop were a few lousy poobles. I'm totally plugged.

pooble by vrknoise January 19, 2009

Poodle Power

The undeniable and indisputable power of poodles.

I am consistently astounded by poodle power.

Poodle Power by Piklpugg April 24, 2021

Noodle My Poodle 

When you are doing unholy acts . When you use a doggy prostitution. They wrap there man part in noodles and go up the poo hole

Jenny brought back Chinese last night and I though I should Noodle My Poodle. She loved it

Noodle My Poodle by ISureLoveNoodles June 19, 2018

pooderbutt johnson 

A younger person that spends most of his time lounging around the house only wearing boxer shorts. He enjoys playing video games, YouTube videos, drinking sweet tea and eating sour cream and onion tater chips.

"Look at that pooderbutt johnson. He don't ever wear britches. All he does is play XBox and drink the sweet tea!"

pooderbutt johnson by K-Dawg1993 June 20, 2019

Pood Gussy 

Pood Gussy is an inocent way to say Good Pussy when in a group of people that you may not want to inform.

Me: she's perfect, she's got the tig ol bitties and that pood gussy.

Pood Gussy by hardyanimal June 21, 2022

sex poodle 

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.

Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.

sex poodle by idleworshipper June 28, 2010

cocaine poodle 

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

cocaine poodle by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014