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Poodlears 

n. (poodle-ears) (all one syllable)
To grow out one’s sideburns to the extent that they hang off your face like the ears of a poodle
Dude 1: "Man! yo' burns be hanging like them poodle's ears."

Dude 2: "that why them be called poodlears!"

Dude 1: "Hot damn!"
Poodlears by Marshall and Michael February 17, 2008
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Poodlears 

n. (poodle-ears) (all one syllable)
To grow out one’s sideburns to the extent that they hang off your face like the ears of a poodle
Dude 1: "Man! yo' burns be hanging like them poodle's ears."

Dude 2: "that why them be called poodlears!"

Dude 1: "Hot damn!"

Doodles Poodles

A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard
Man those doodles poodles are like the coolest people I know

Babysitter Poodles 

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

Pooclear Explosion 

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!
Pooclear Explosion by braceyajax April 23, 2010

oodles of poodles 

Why yes of course I have oodles of poodles, what did you expect?

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.
I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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