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Poodlears 

n. (poodle-ears) (all one syllable)
To grow out one’s sideburns to the extent that they hang off your face like the ears of a poodle
Dude 1: "Man! yo' burns be hanging like them poodle's ears."

Dude 2: "that why them be called poodlears!"

Dude 1: "Hot damn!"

Doodles Poodles

A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard
Man those doodles poodles are like the coolest people I know

Babysitter Poodles 

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

Pooclear Explosion 

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!

oodles of poodles 

Why yes of course I have oodles of poodles, what did you expect?

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.
I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!