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Atheist named Christian 

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu
Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

Taylor Naked 

When you wake up completely naked and you have no memory or idea of how you got to be naked.
Damn man you had so much last night you got Taylor Naked
Taylor Naked by asian.persuasian October 14, 2012

Pit bull named cupcake 

A violent breed of dog the murders children 5 and under. It is impossible to stop it from attacking children once it catches their scent.
Owner: "My dog is such a sweetie i call her cupcake."

3 year old kid: "aaaaaaAaAaAaaAaaAaaaaAaa"

Pit bull named cupcake: "snarl, snap, snap, tear, growl, snarl, rip, tear"

Naked Brothers Band 

A sign of the apocalypse.

It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!

The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.

When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.

The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.

I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.

I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."

Bare naked 

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.
1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.
Bare naked by Nobli July 2, 2015

Naked Apology 

1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. To give an apology whilst being naked.
1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

Kim: I can do nothing but accept

2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.
Naked Apology by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007

gonna have you naked by the end of this song

The last lines of a Justin Timberlake song. May or may not be accompanied by a large black breast.
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