My dog died 

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

My dog died by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

My Dog did it 

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.

I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it

My Dog did it by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023

suck my dog’s ass 

A gritty insult used to demean someone when you are seriously pissed off at them.

Hey, I have a truly novel idea: you can suck my dog’s ass!

suck my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2019

kiss my dog’s ass 

A gritty attempt at an insult, designed to be humiliating because, let’s face it, nobody except another dog wants to kiss a dog’s ass.

Hey there little buddy, how would you like to kiss my dog’s ass?

kiss my dog’s ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2023

oh my dog 

A very funny way of saying oh my god.

oh my dog i've never seen that before!

oh my dog by Elias Catcher December 10, 2006

Yanked my dog

1. To piss someone off extremely bad
2. (Verb) The act of pissing someone off. Dog refers to ones penis and the yanking of implies how uncomfortable it is when someone yanks it
3. A phrase often used to express frustration and anger

PD2K: I let Bill borrow my car the other day and he forgot to take the parking brake off and drove all over town with it

Chode: Wow! I bet that yanked your dog

PD2K: Na bro. It really fucking yanked my dog

Yanked my dog by cornholous February 19, 2010

Is my dog sleeping

When the dog is dead.

Is my dog sleeping?

No it's dead

Is my dog sleeping by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020