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Marshmallow 

1. A soft, squishy, and easy to eat food.
2. The main thing you should have in a fucking S'more
3. Some soft-headed douchebag who fucks squirrels for a living
1. Hey man, you gonna finish those Marshmallow's?
2. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDNT BUY MARSHMALLOW'S!? THERE THE MAIN FUCKING THING!
3. Wow, would you look at the marshmallow over there feed -ing that squirrel his nuts?
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marshmallow 

Insane girl who never calls people by their real name.
She's a real marshmallow! She can't even get my name right!
marshmallow by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

marshmallow 

a sexy chick usually spanish and incredibly thin!
hey did u see that marshmallow hanging out with that gorgeous rock star??
marshmallow by identity crisis July 12, 2003

marshmallow 

a crazy mother fuckin fat shit who eats them 24/7.
cmon u fuckin stupid marshmallow get the fuck up!!!!!!
marshmallow by getto king August 15, 2006

Marshmallow 

The act of taking everything out of someone backpack, flipping with backpack inside out, replacing all the items, and then zipping it back up, and place in its original spot without them noticing.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna marshmallow john's stuff

Guy 2: yeah dude, oh he's gonna be so pissed
Marshmallow by Cnaalteeb May 9, 2013

marshmallow 

1. The action of putting a lit cigarette in someones eye
If you put a cigarette in someone's eye, the eye swells up similar to the way a marshmallow expands when it's heated.
Melissa, if you touch me one more time I'm gonna take this cigarette and give you a marshmallow.
marshmallow by Mic Check July 20, 2008

Marshmallow 

A slightly chubby girl, wearing clothes far too tight. Usually short, and therefore giving the illusion of being 'squashed' like a marshmallow. Helps if she is wearing pink or white clothing.
Did you see that chick in the pink skirt? She looks like a marshmallow!