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leif erickson day 

a holiday made up by Patrick in a SpongeBob episode.
"happy leif erickson day Sponge Bob!!
hingadingadurgan!!" -patrick

leif therese alexandra 

also known as lipanyuh. cebuana. future pilot. chef wannabe. has rihanna's forehead. loves to travel. sassy. youngest member of area 51. stormi's favorite human. fierce. old soul. beatles fan. army. loves jk and hobi. senior at school of jolly angels. van gogh fan. girl boss.
Have you seen Leif Therese Alexandra's forehead? She's going to give Bad girl Riri's forehead a run for her money!
leif therese alexandra by bindisue February 2, 2020

Leif och Billy 

Dangerous boys in sweden who you should watch

search for Leif och Billy On youtube
det är dom där jäbla bröderna Leif och Billy Öhman

Leif Sloan 

A man who does calisthenics. He has a legendary bloodline. His grandfather was an infamous climber who would climb the holy lands of your mother’s pussy. His father created National Geographic and is a skilled archeologist. His brother Oliver packs a huge 1000$ telescope for which he shows off to his girlfriend Jacqueline. Leif went to a tennis camp in Wake Forest North Carolina where he learned how to jerk off to the tennis balls. He thinks he is the main character, but that role is reserved for James Chen. Whenever Leif fucks a girl he says he will give her the one piece. Leif’s penis curves like an L. You may think that is a problem, but whenever he gets a boner, his penis becomes so long that it doesn’t even matter because he will rail you sideways.
Omg this guy’s penis was so weirdly shaped but so long. He kept telling me that the one piece was real and that he would give it to him. What even is a one piece? Sounds like you have a Leif Sloan.
Leif Sloan by Brxsr February 2, 2023

Leif-Out 

The back out in fear.
We were gonna go to a LAN party at Scary Jerry's house but he chose to Leif-Out
Leif-Out by Leif B December 4, 2004

Leif Erikson 

From the popular "Leif Erikson Day" Spongebob episode but meaning a cheap bottle of vodka; getting smashed and becoming very touchy with others; or hogging the limited and cheap alochol your group has
"I could only get some Leif Erikson for tonight's kickback"

"Jamie is completely smashed. She's in Leif Erikson mode."

"We only have half a handle of Smirnoff for tonight so no one Leif Erikson tonight."
Leif Erikson by Lizzy October 13, 2014