John Wayne hemorrhoids 

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

John Wayne hemorrhoids by Skinbro July 20, 2008

John Wayne Bobbit 

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

John Wayne Bobbit by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

John Wayne Toilet Paper 

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

John Wayne Toilet Paper by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

John Wayne's gun 

A female whom in the past & present has been involved in a gastronomical amount of sexual acts or intercourse involving a man's penis.

"Man, that Jenny Smegbreath chick is such a whore, she's been cocked more times than John Wayne's gun!"

John Wayne's gun by Nigey Mc August 27, 2009

John Wayne Gacy 

Loved children more than he should have.

John Wayne Gacy dressed up as a clown to entertain children and something else...

John Wayne Gacy by Gohn Jayne Wacy April 14, 2019

John Wayne her

To John Wayne her is when the your making sweet love to your chick on the hands and knees like doggy style. Then you pull out a cowboy hat and put it on while at the same time lighting a smoking pipe. Then when she smells the smoke and looks back the you say, "Hey Pilgrim."

This is the act of John Wayne-ing her.

There are several reasons for this:

1. You're doing the girl for the first time and you want to see if she's a pretty cool chick. So you John Wayne her:
a. she laughs then she's cool: she either understands, or she just thinks it's funny
b. she doesn't then she sucks.

2. If you are a movie buff and want to know if she is too:
a. she understands the character and plays along as the horse you are riding
b. she says, "I'm not in the mood." Then you say, "Get off your horse and drink your milk."

John Wayne her by don't beat my meat May 17, 2013