Sun Jizzed 

When your out in the sun for an extended perod of time, and you get absoultly baked by the sun. Im not talking a little sun burn, Im talking ROASTED.

Dude wth happened to you?

I got sun jizzed yesterday workig in the yard.

Sun Jizzed by Chico Mysterioso April 2, 2010

Jiz or Jizzed

Cum or Ejaculated

When We Were Having Sex, He Jizzed In My Face - Jiz or Jizzed

Jiz or Jizzed by xxKBUDxx July 10, 2011

Soap Jizzed 

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

Soap Jizzed by Weston150 March 25, 2013

all jizzed up 

Worn, used, with personal impression

That house used to be nice, now it's just all jizzed up

all jizzed up by Snakelio May 12, 2016

FaB Jizzed 

When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor

dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.

FaB Jizzed by elijahking04 November 10, 2009

up jizzed 

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

up jizzed by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

fridge jizzed 

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

fridge jizzed by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020