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horniness 

I am in the state of horniness.
horniness by SanctusDivinias May 27, 2006
The deadly combination of being horny and starving at the same time.
Dude, I haven’t gotten laid in like three weeks, and to top it off, I did not have anything for lunch. I am soooo Horving right now.
Horving by Cosmonauts January 9, 2018
Consuming food with little to no consideration given to nutritional ramifications, quantity, or palatability.
"Man, John Goodman is horking down those Chili's baby back ribs."
Horking by c1natra September 30, 2009

Horniness Level 

An artificial term developed by a bored and frustrated Purdue Student. Commonly used to describe your feelings toward anything in life. Sex, homework, exams, relationships, job placement, etc
Tyler: Hey Greg, what's the horniness level?

Greg: Ehhhhh we're treading water at 3/10 this Math 16010 test killed my will to live.

Tyler: Damn man, sorry to hear that
Horniness Level by KG from 3 November 12, 2018
To snort anything up your nose.
I feel so good after horking cocaine
Horking by rosefurd April 17, 2007
To bullshit someone. Pull thier leg. Being sarcasticly serious.
Joe: I smashed box with a 300 pound wildabeast yesterday.

Jordan: Are you horsing me right now? A 300 pounder?
horsing by Troy16 February 12, 2008