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Marriage Hooker

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a women that uses her vagina as lure to fish for men, uses pregnancy to trick the men to marry then uses children and divorce to sustain her living habits and ultimately ruin men's life. In fact, more nasty than a normal hooker.
a normal hooker at least does not ruin the man's life. a marriage hooker completely ruins a man's life forever
by unlucky man June 6, 2010
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Honolulu Hooker

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A mixed drink containing 1 shot of Bacardi white rum, 1 shot of triple sec, and two shots of pineapple juice, shaken, and served over ice in a highball glass. Garnished with a cherry. Possible variant uses only one shot of pineapple juice and adds a shot of orange juice.
Oh man, I had a couple Honolulu Hookers last night and now my wallet is missing!
by eddie_287 May 20, 2009
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Hooters is another way of saying boobs. Boobs are a woman's breasts.

They secrete milk after pregnancy, and are very sexually attractive to men. Men find women's boobs attractive for biological and evolutionary reasons, they signal to men that the woman who has them is nutritionally healthy, youthful, and able to have a baby. So, boobs may be one of the main factors of sexual attraction between men and women that leads to reproduction and the continued survival of humans.

Playing with their boobs during sex can be arousing for women. Because of their attractiveness, boobs are often times used by women to get men's attention, or to get them to do something. Men have been known to go to extreme lengths just for a woman's boobs.
Women's hooters keep the human race going.
by Emperor Shao Kahn December 18, 2019
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internet hooker

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A person who is paid money to sexually arouse a customer by way of the internet.
The internet hooker began taking her clothes off after she received 5o dollars.
by Neologist #999 May 24, 2016
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Hooder

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Something your black teacher says to scare the child she is mad at. It will send shivers down your spine and leave you will an empty feeling inside. Similar to getting your soul taken by a demon. But she's such as a good teacher. Like really. For real.
"YOU WILL TRY TO BE MORE HOOD THAN ME, BUT I AM HOODER"
by Kid from middle school March 28, 2019
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Hooded Bandit

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Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.
by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022
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Hooked On Phonics

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A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005
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