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The Hidden Inch 

A covert technique used by men during sex when you reach behind and pulls your ball sac back and away from your body; this action enables your penis to extend forward hence revealing your hidden penile inch. Most effective on women you fuck for the first time and during doggy style when your partner is unaware of your activity.
I fucked my girl good last night, I gave her the hidden inch!

That bitch thinks I have a big dick but I fooled her with my hidden inch!
The Hidden Inch by steelerstevo April 21, 2015
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Hideaki Anno

One of the founding members of studio Gainax, Hideaki Anno has directed such anime as Gunbuster, Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water, and Neon Genesis Evangelion. For a brief period he quit anime to make live-action movies, but he eventually gave that up to work on anime again.
Hideaki Anno rocks my weeaboo socks.
Hideaki Anno by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010

hidden oaks middle school

hidden oaks middle school aka homs is a shithole. all the teachers are jerks and scold you infront of the whole class, you get sooo much homework, and dont even get me started on the annoying, obnoxious, toxic cheer thots. they all think their sooo cool cause they can touch their toes and do their handstands and cheer in the halls but no, their just bitchy and bratty. if your not a cheer thot then your either a loser, loner, emo, or a over athletic douchbag. this school is like a jail, they have gates to stop us from leaving and an intruder could easily just climb over the wall. the food is gross unless its from the vending machine which is expensive. oh i almost forgot about the rich kids. the get premium lunch everyyyyy day and basically buy everything from the vending machines, the bathrooms are shit too, there’s always a turd in the toilet and shit on the walls and boogers. so to sum it up, this place is a shithole
john: you go to hidden oaks middle school?
sam: yeah that place sucks.

“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!” 

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.
When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

A Hideo Kojima Game 

When a repressed film director fills his video game(s) with more cutscenes than gameplay.
Gamer #1: "This game, MGS2, has more cutscenes than gameplay."

Gamer #2: "This is 'A Hideo Kojima Game', which entails you're more in for an interactive movie rather than a stright up video game, so put that controller down for 8 hours, this is the bit with the Peter Stillman saga."

Gamer #1: "He should have called himself Video Kojima."
A Hideo Kojima Game by Camp Clarke February 25, 2011

hidden blade 

A hidden wrist blade that will deploy with the pull of a ring pulley system that causes the blade to extend and retract.
Ezio: My hidden blade is broken, it won't extend. I need to see Leonardo
hidden blade by GrImReApEr May 14, 2014

hide the monster 

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster
hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.