Heisman 

A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex who you do not find physically attractive. You may give the heisman for many reasons, including, the person in question has std's, the person in question is obese, the person in question is goal-less, the person in question is just a repulsive human being physically and mentally. This technique is usually given by the female to the male.

Wow, look at that dough boy over there.
I Think he wants to go out with you.

Girl gives Vitale (ugly person) the heisman.

Heisman by informantj March 12, 2009

Heisman 

V: In American football, when an offensive player pushes a defensive player away with one arm in order to flee and/or incapacitate the defensive player, emulating the Heisman Trophy.

Wow, did you see Ricky Williams heisman that linebacker?

Heisman by Colby September 8, 2003

heisman 

When fucking someone with a hot body but a terribly ugly face you give them the heisman, sticking your arm out with your hand over their face so all you can see is their hot ass bod.

Origin- Heisman Trophy (depicts a man with his hand out)

"man that whore was great last night. she had an ugly ass face, but her bod was still hot as fuck, so i gave her the heisman"

heisman by thehero_ofkvatch August 3, 2009

heisman'ed

Getting it in the butt from the star football player, prefferably on a feild (50 yard line). Then when you go to ask for his number you get stiff armed in the face.

Chappel heisman'ed Besty last weekend, not only was her bowl movement extremely painful, but she has a black eye.

heisman'ed by patsy race October 31, 2007

Heisman 

A sexual act much similar to the Houdini in which a male is riding a girl doggie style and proceeds to pull out and spit on her back giving her the illusion hes done. Then, rather than simply cuming on her, the male squirts onto his hand and yells "Heisman!" while stiff-arming the girl in the face with the sticky hand in the classic Heisman pose.

"To celebrate our football team's victory last night I decided to Heisman your girlfriend rather than the boring old Houdini"

Heisman by pinto9988 May 2, 2008

The Heisman 

You and your woman are laying down (Like Spooning) and you have your right elbow on the mattress and right hand pressed against the side of your head and your left arm is sticking out….like the HEISMAN! AS YOU TEAR UP DAT AZZ

I picked up this chick last night and tore her ass up with the Heisman.

The Heisman by B-da-UNIT September 26, 2007

hermaned 

To have a false fact be made about you.

John: Hey you see Jake over there, his real name is Corey, what a twat huh?
Ralph: Really? I never knew that.

-the day after-
Ralph: Hey whats up Corey!
Jake: What, are you talking to me? Did John tell you my name was Corey too?
Ralph: Yeah, I guess you got hermaned yesterday.

hermaned by Jebise October 15, 2006