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Guitarist 

One who plays the guitar... well. No one cares enough to call you a guitarist if you suck, they'll just say that you play the guitar. You have to have some sort of skill level to be adressed as a guitarist.
Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Slash, Randy Rhodes, Carlos Santana, Joe Satriani, Kirk Hammett, George Lynch, and Ted Nugent. THOSE are guitarists.
Guitarist by REDWHITEnCrue25 September 15, 2005
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The use of too much or too many guitars.
The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.
Guitarded by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Scarfs and Guitars 

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.
" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?
Scarfs and Guitars by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010

Guitarist's Manicure 

When you only clip the nails of the four fingers that hold the strings down, cause you're to lazy to cut them all, and you just wanna play guitar.
my stupid fingernails keep messing up my chords... time for a Guitarist's Manicure.

Guitarsonist 

One who slays with an axe, in this case an axe is a guitar. A guitar player that literally melts faces and makes babies cry while shredding on his guitar, a.k.a. an awesome guitar player.
Zakk Wylde is a guitarsonist, yeah he melts faces.
Guitarsonist by Drewcz21 January 31, 2009
Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."
Guitarded by Joshualbatross April 12, 2011
If you have a guitar, you become part of a club that rules the cosmos. a guitar is a needed object to reach ultimate awesomeness. can also be played to create the most meaningful of melodies.
Some random: why do i suddenly have all this knowledge and power?

Me: Did you buy a guitar / guitars?

Some random: yeah boiii

Me: welcome to the club
Guitars by Rumpledigga July 26, 2009