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Guitard-on

The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.
Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.
by mds1978 February 19, 2011
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guitar on deck

Quite a high and rare compliment given by one musician to, or about, a guitarist - after hearing/seeing them play.
As in one considers the other to be good enough to stand in for a band if their guitarist couldn't play.
Usually used as an exclamation: "GUITAR ON DECK!!" after performance
by writhian September 9, 2021
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wailing on guitars

1. Makeing the gutiar sing like the woman you just had sex with
2. Totally rocking out
Dude you sounded awesome in that set you were really wailing on guitars.
by penguin7 June 29, 2006
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Guitar Hero on Tour

Basically Guitar Hero on Nintendo DS, It's crap!
Theirs not Orange Tab
Effects look crappy
How the hell can a lefty play?
The commercial is gay
Little kids rock out to it
12 year old: "ZOMG! I just did expert on my Guitar Hero on Tour OMG OMG!"

Real Guitar hero player: "Fuck you, Try it on real Guitar Hero"

Hands Guitar hero to 12 year old: *confused on expert*
"I can't play cause your game sucks dick"
by Pink_is_metal March 29, 2008
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Teardrops on my guitar

One of Taylor Swifts best songs
by sivvy22lou February 6, 2009
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teardrops on my guitar

Teardrops on my guitar is the worst song...ever.
Fag: God I love Taylor Swift's song teardrops on my guitar.

Cool Person: shut the fuck up fag, that song sucks cock.
by Pefbag April 28, 2010
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worst song on the ugliest guitar

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.
by katie tran November 5, 2006
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