Guitard-on

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The sexual arousal associated with watching YouTube videos of people playing Guitar Hero incredibly well on Expert level. May lead to guitargasms depending on how hard or fast the player is strumming, activating star power, and excessive use of the whammy bar.

Fuck yeah! I got a total guitard-on watching it. I almost blew a load in my pants by the time it was done....that shit was intense.

Guitard-on by mds1978 February 19, 2011

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guitar on deck

Quite a high and rare compliment given by one musician to, or about, a guitarist - after hearing/seeing them play.
As in one considers the other to be good enough to stand in for a band if their guitarist couldn't play.

Usually used as an exclamation: "GUITAR ON DECK!!" after performance

guitar on deck by writhian September 9, 2021

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wailing on guitars

1. Makeing the gutiar sing like the woman you just had sex with
2. Totally rocking out

Dude you sounded awesome in that set you were really wailing on guitars.

wailing on guitars by penguin7 June 29, 2006

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Guitar Hero on Tour

Basically Guitar Hero on Nintendo DS, It's crap!
Theirs not Orange Tab
Effects look crappy
How the hell can a lefty play?
The commercial is gay
Little kids rock out to it

12 year old: "ZOMG! I just did expert on my Guitar Hero on Tour OMG OMG!"

Real Guitar hero player: "Fuck you, Try it on real Guitar Hero"

Hands Guitar hero to 12 year old: *confused on expert*
"I can't play cause your game sucks dick"

Guitar Hero on Tour by Pink_is_metal March 29, 2008

Teardrops on my guitar

One of Taylor Swifts best songs

Hey do you know what Teardrops on my guitar is?
Ya its the best song ever

Teardrops on my guitar by sivvy22lou February 6, 2009

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teardrops on my guitar

Teardrops on my guitar is the worst song...ever.

Fag: God I love Taylor Swift's song teardrops on my guitar.

Cool Person: shut the fuck up fag, that song sucks cock.

teardrops on my guitar by Pefbag April 28, 2010

worst song on the ugliest guitar

something that is miserable or pathetic.

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.

worst song on the ugliest guitar by katie tran November 5, 2006

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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