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Fat Fuckered 

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.
"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."
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fuckeration 

A purely sexual variation on the word 'seperation' or the words "Kevin Bacon" used almost exlusively in the "six degrees of" sense. Most often used to describe the invariably high number of people that you have indirectly fucked when you use the 'six degrees of seperation' in a sexual context.
Scott: I can't believe that I just fucked that chick...she is such a whore!

Mandy: Yah, I wouldn't want to play six degrees of fuckeration with her....!
fuckeration by Scott Harkness June 21, 2006

fuckereyed 

To look at someone or something in an odd manner or with an odd expression.
Why did you look at me all fuckereyed?
fuckereyed by Ldybug February 22, 2011

Fuckgraded 

Upgrading your software to the latest version only to find everything is now fucked.
I fuckgraded to OSX Mavericks and now my MacBook is totally screwed.
Fuckgraded by Donnie Drumpf November 27, 2013

Fuckulated 

Act of Isness, perceiving the world, or happenings, as fuckulated, creating a balanced view, of shit one may not be happy with.
There is some fuckulated moments we can perceive, out there, as well as fuckulated, beings existing, and fuckulated events that one would hope didn't happen.
Fuckulated by Isness magic December 3, 2016

Fuckulated 

If something were to be Fuckulated it has to be messed up, damaged, or otherwise fucky. It can often be applied to machine parts/components, program lines, ones hair, et cetera.
"Hey Billy! Help me out with this compressor, its all Fuckulated!"
Fuckulated by Dr_Bootleg March 11, 2019

fuckstrated

To be completely frustrated and out of control of a situation.
Having your car break down in the middle of nowhere with no bars on your cellphone, no ciggarettes, no weed, at 2:00 in the morning will leave you completely fuckstrated with the situation.
fuckstrated by Trip!?!? August 10, 2009