If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito 

A children’s book written and illustrated by Brewstew Films about giving a rat a Frito and a whole bunch of shit and losing your wife and house

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito

If You Give a Dumbfuck a Frito by Ziblicksom32 July 27, 2023

Make like Frito's and dip 

A horribly cheesy way to exclaim your intentions to leave.
Typically used by hot girls to make themselves seem funny/cuter. Can be used in conjunction with slang to boost the lol-factor. The cheesier the better.

1: "Hey guys lets make like frito's and dip"

2: "Aye doo, we gon make like fritos an dip yo."

3: "What it do homeslice ima make like frito's and dip."

Make like Frito's and dip by SZfiftyfour July 16, 2011

frito bandito 

the nickname for anyone who "bandito's your fritos"

Crap, the frito bandito finished off my chili cheese chips

frito bandito by Stormin' Mormon July 14, 2006

Fritschy Hole 

The person stated in the title has a gaping vagina that may or may not rival the size of the black dick that has been in her ass. This female eats beer bottles through the throat (no gag reflex) and is hazed by unrecognized sororities on the regular.

I fucked a fritschy hole a while back, I lost the condom in there...

Fritschy Hole by d-bag 6983 September 24, 2009

Fritoes 

When someone neglects cutting their toenails for so long, their length and color resemble Fritos.

For someone who maintains such a well-groomed appearance, she was shocked to see his fritoes when he took off his socks.

Fritoes by Mr. Met 1974 November 1, 2009

frito pie 

Chili, most likely WOLF brand, not hormel. Heated and mixed with fritos and cheese. Some people like onions, but that is lame. Basically the base of the food pyramid in Texas.

jason from south carolina: whats frito pie?
jared from texas: ugh....

frito pie by thatboysabin November 22, 2005

son of a bean dipped mother frito 

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

son of a bean dipped mother frito by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008