excalibur man 

A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.

Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.

Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.

Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"

Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"

excalibur man by showcase June 19, 2008

Excalibur Style 

Something so rare and cool but is almost Impossible, un human like you feel like a king after it

I fucke kyles mom Excalibur style and it was poffers

Excalibur Style by Mr Tomothy March 11, 2021

Excalibur wand 

A wand that you pull out of a stone woman's nono spot

They pulled out the excalibur wand with ease

Excalibur wand by Moooooo0o June 1, 2017

Dump Excalibur 

A dump equivalent to the feeling of standing atop a large mountain with a 2 handed sword held with 1 hand pointed at the sky screaming "EXXXCCCAALLIIBBUURR"

In the midst of a Dump Excalibur, I thought I stabbed a seagull with my thought to be real sword, but instead punched the ceiling.

Dump Excalibur by theanaljoust September 25, 2006

reverse Excalibur 

Reverse Excalibur is the method unto which Arthur performed on his wife with. Could also be an everyday term that involves intensive force to perform things such as scooping ice cream.

Damn I had to reverse Excalibur that frostbitten ice cream.

Last night I did an extraordinary reverse Excalibur unto my pure maiden.

reverse Excalibur by Flatcher February 9, 2014

the excalibur 

a BIG ass fuckin dildo, most of the time is double sided. the chick screws the 2 ends together (o=====+=====o) ,then she sticks it up the guys ass and then proceeds to fuck the excalibur.

-friend: Man, why the hell are u walking all retarded and shit?!?!?!?
-the victim: I was real drunk... that fuckin bitch tied me down,...and then...and then she...she pulled out the EXCALIBUR!!! :(

the excalibur by Mr. Bo Jangles April 16, 2007

The Excalibur 

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

The Excalibur by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009