D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers 

D.P.H. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. DPH is hard as fuck. launched in to space my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever... the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!

When you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your asshole and your eyeballs get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers.

D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers by glencrowe1111111 May 21, 2008

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

Dirty Jewish Pirate by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Dirty Dungeon Pirate 

The dirtiest sex act known to man. It is an orgy in which all participants (wearing bondage gear) cum shot into each others eye's until one eye is fully blind on each participant (If it only involves a man and a women the man must sperm in his own eye) they then proceed to scat on each other till fully bathed in faeces.

Dave: Just going Fishing in Whitby.
Adam: I'm cuming ;)
Johnny: Me too.
Alex: Oh no looks like they're going for a Dirty Dungeon Pirate again.
Pete: Yeah they are.

Dirty Dungeon Pirate by Nex Solo June 6, 2011

dirty smell pirate hooker 

Famous quote used by Papa Burgundy in the legendary film Anchorman
probably one of the best insults of all time, next to "You have bad hair".

you dirty smell pirate hooker, why dont you go back to your home on whore island????

dirty smell pirate hooker by e to the izzo December 12, 2007

Dirty Butt Pirate 

A sexual action that starts off with you boning your girlfriend hard up the ass; then before you climax, you sit her ass down on the toilet and bust in either of her eyes and she says ARRRRRGH!

Last night I accidentally busted on my girlfriend's face and it got in her eye and she screamed ARRRRRRRRGH thus resembling a dirty butt pirate.

My girlfriend and I did the dirty butt pirate last night but now she needs an eye appointment.

Dirty Butt Pirate by gsdarkdawn14 May 20, 2011

Dirty Calvin Pirate 

Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”

“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”

Dirty Calvin Pirate by David Beatty May 21, 2019

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.

That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

dirty ass pirate hooker by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008