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David Herzog 

A true player of ones emotions. He claims to be easy like Sunday morning, but really difficult. Good at leading girls on just to tear out your heart and stomp all over it. Must be snap chatting a female at all times. Makes you feel like the only girl he's talking and snapping only to find out he's snapping half the females in town. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about his short sexiness.
David Herzog, let's go get cheeseburgers and ketchup sometime.
David Herzog by Doedoedidit March 12, 2023
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Damiano David 

Damiano David is the lead vocalist of the Italian rock band Måneskin and the father of our future BABIES. His voice can make you pregnant instantly and leave you ZITTO E BUONO.

His group won Eurovision as well as many Europeans fangirls’ hearts.
If you’re french remember to give back our MONNA LISA and finance the next Eurovision 2022. Bisous.
French hater: are you on drugs?

Damiano David: hold my boot, voilà.

Me: damn, this man is sexy.
Damiano David by Jiulia_ May 26, 2021

Davidson High School

Davidson High School is a shitty school in Michigan that received nation headlines twice in the last two years. In 2016 nude pictures of one of the slutty high school girls ended up being sent to some of the teachers. This made the attention seeking ho happy as well as the teachers but it was never discovered who was doing it. And then in 2017 some idiot took hundreds of nudes from dozens of the slutty girls in school and posted them on line. Again, the slutty girls were happy for the attention but the police were not amused and the stupid guy was arrested. The slutty, attention seeking girls were called victims and given hugs and treated like heroes instead of just hoes.
Davidson High School is infested with slutty girls that will do anything for attention.
Is an ultimate omnipotent higher being. God even bows down to.
Davdena remade the 10 commandments got drunk from the the holy grail, nicked the ark of the covenant and broke ezekiel's wheel.
Davdena by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

Damiano David 

Sexiest Italian guy, change my mind. Does his makeup to perfection *chef kiss*, has the sense of style. Angelic voice
Friends : Why do you pack your things ?
Me : ‘Going to Italy to find my own Damiano David
Damiano David by Missa2005 May 28, 2021

Davie504 

The term used to describe The Most Amazing bassist that the internet has to offer.

Also known as the master Slapper
Friend: Do you know where I can get my bass needs fulfilled?
Me: Yeah, check out this guy Davie504. He's a real master Slapper.
Davie504 by AtarashiiKyojin August 18, 2019