Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011

Criddling 

Tweaker speak from the Great Northwest, specifically Eugene, Oregon. A term to define the act of gaffing, stealing, or generally jacking of shit. Fueled by math, and sleep deprivation.

" Me and my homeboy were out criddling last night, got a garage full of loot from the South Hills...."

Criddling by K2dab n Bible Dan February 5, 2017

Crackling 

From Zergling. The weakest unit in the game Starcraft who has been fully upgraded with adrenal glands and metabolic boost. Becomes incredible fast moving and fast attacking, offsetting many weaknesses. Derived from the idea that the Zergling is "on crack".

In large enough numbers, a swarm of cracklings can easily destroy more powerful units such as Archons.

Crackling by xelius April 4, 2005

cranking it 

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

cranking it by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Coinling 

Resident of Planet Nickel, Dime or Coin (With a rare exception of being from Planet Quarter)

- Though Penny People may try to impersonate Coinlings, due to their lack of residency of any of the listed planets, they are not considered to be Coinlings.

"Oh, you have a coinling accent! Are you from Planet Coin?"

Coinling by JankerJunky March 13, 2023

crippling depression 

Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism.

This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband

Yuri had crippling depression before he met Viktor

crippling depression by YURI_ON_ICE_FAN_64 April 3, 2017

crippling depression 

A form a depression that is so bad, that many people take it as a joke or meme.

"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"

crippling depression by proxyserver May 30, 2016