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Stupid person: What's the weather forecast?

Smart person: Cloudy with a chance of frinkling in the afternoon.
Frinkling by DeathBaconator February 27, 2009
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Franklin Furnace 

A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."

The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.

Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"

Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"
Franklin Furnace by Saltycock January 7, 2017

Franklin Wine Cooler 

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.
"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"
Franklin Wine Cooler by Abar42 July 23, 2015

Franklinator

Noun: A weapon consisting of a stick or club with a dangerous animal, most commonly a badger, tied to the hitting end.
In order to repel the burglars, William fetched his Franklinator, and beat them viciously.
Franklinator by Cryuga September 25, 2011

the franklin 500

2.3 mile loop in Franklin, Massachusetts. Popular in the 1990s by high school students to meet up and find out where everybody was getting drunk
"Let's go cruise the Franklin 500 and find out where everybody is getting fucked up tonight"

fricking fricks 

What Sammyclassicsonicfan says when he's mad at people.
You fricking fricks can't be quenched!
fricking fricks by Theguywhatguys December 7, 2016

Franklining

The process of getting many, many women pregnant; Popularized by Benjamin Franklin.
Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!
Franklining by Conair23 September 20, 2012
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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