Frinkling

Any sort of precipitation

Stupid person: What's the weather forecast?

Smart person: Cloudy with a chance of frinkling in the afternoon.

by DeathBaconator February 27, 2009

Franklin Furnace

A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."

The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.

Warning: for advanced level lovers only!

Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"

Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"

by Saltycock January 7, 2017

Franklin Wine Cooler

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.

"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"

by Abar42 July 23, 2015

Franklinator

Noun: A weapon consisting of a stick or club with a dangerous animal, most commonly a badger, tied to the hitting end.

In order to repel the burglars, William fetched his Franklinator, and beat them viciously.

by Cryuga September 25, 2011

the franklin 500

2.3 mile loop in Franklin, Massachusetts. Popular in the 1990s by high school students to meet up and find out where everybody was getting drunk

"Let's go cruise the Franklin 500 and find out where everybody is getting fucked up tonight"

by doubledown10 May 19, 2016

fricking fricks

What Sammyclassicsonicfan says when he's mad at people.

You fricking fricks can't be quenched!

by Theguywhatguys December 7, 2016

Franklining

The process of getting many, many women pregnant; Popularized by Benjamin Franklin.

Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!

by Conair23 September 20, 2012