Football Faggot

A person who spends most of his/her time outdoors playing Football or spends most of their indoor time discussing or talking about football.

As well as this, a Football Faggot also possesses many characteristics; such as having a low IQ, not having any common sense, being disrespectful to others and generally behaving like someone who is in charge (when they are clearly not).

"Did you speak to Ryan?"
"Nah, not after he became a full Football Faggot."
"Oh."

by proxyserver April 24, 2016

crippling depression

A form a depression that is so bad, that many people take it as a joke or meme.

"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"

by proxyserver April 24, 2016