Claytonism 

The art of being dirty; refusing to bathe; always grimy.

Hey man, go take a shower! Im tired of you and this claytonism!

Claytonism by Cryogenics January 12, 2009

Box of Crayons 

A safe way to say in school that you need a box of cigarettes.

Does anyone have a box of crayons they are willing to share?

Box of Crayons by Shane Collins January 13, 2009

grab my crayons

a term used, when stating something very simple or that needs very little explanation is still not understood. an act of explaining it with pictures and diagrams drawn with crayons like you would do when teaching a child.

person 1 no i don't want to go out, i can't afford it and i'll will want to get absolutely smashed and it's my mums birthday tomorrow..
Person 2 "so? why? what's the problem?
Person 1 "right hold on till i grab my crayons and explain this to you in a way you will understand"

grab my crayons by hipityhopity October 12, 2013

crayons 

acid

Droppin' crayons

crayons by Rubes October 25, 2003

claytonism 

porn hound

you suffer from claytonism, you sick bastard!

claytonism by t-bear October 7, 2003

Canyonism 

When you have sex with Burt too many times and your vagina gets stretched out like a rubber band. It's also when the male, A.K.A Large Nut, gets impregnated in his large nut with an embryo from the ghost.

You could fit your whole head in there.

Canyonism by L.T. March 28, 2003

Crayonsexual 

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.

Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.

Crayonsexual by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016