carpet Picasso

A lighthearted nickname for your new and untrained puppy.

Let’s put our talented little carpet Picasso in his kennel while we’re out for a little while!

carpet Picasso by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Sabrina Carpenter 

MY MOM she slays mine and yours and your grandma’s asses. creator of the iconic song When You Feel Like Shit On Your Period. don’t play with the pasta queen. her voice is like an angel and will leave your wig in the next dimension. she’s a punny, gorgeous, loving, kind human whom the world does not deserve. singular is coming for the world’s weaves don’t say i didn’t warn you. she took a shower and she’s feeling wet. be an intellectual and go stream EVOLution and Eyes Wide Open, your ears will thank me later. don’t even try to hate on her because she’ll sick goodwin on you. she pushed all the lemons and has proved that she will keep snapping and keep showing the world that she ain’t no child. *peace signs out*

i’m gay for Sabrina Carpenter and for Sabrina Carpenter only

Sabrina Carpenter by alnetogethers September 29, 2018

Carpenter Theory 

When you get someone 'hammered' and you 'nail' them.

I think I'm going to use the Carpenter Theory tonight on Megan.

Carpenter Theory by Anonymous33745 March 25, 2010

carpet surfing 

its the act by which someone if surfing the carpet looking for bits of crack that might have droped on the floor after a rough night.

crack heads go carpet surfing when they are fiending for more drugs.

carpet surfing by kareemo February 3, 2006

carpet mopping 

The act of performing cunnilingus on a very well lubricated female.

Erica was so hot and bothered last night that I had to give her a good carpet mopping

carpet mopping by the J-rod March 16, 2008

carpee 

One who is extremely cowardly, oily, and horribly sunburned. A "carpee" typically has bangs and uses yogurt and lotion interchangeably.

I saw her eating lotion earlier, she must be a carpee.

carpee by carpee July 20, 2018

Carpe Sluttem 

Dog Latin play on the classic phrase Carpe Diem

Translates to "seize the sluts". The phrase is commonly used to express pleasure when an individual finds themselves in a club with a high percentage of seemingly promiscuous girls (sluts).

"Dude, you have to get laid tonight - carpe sluttem!"

Carpe Sluttem by gentaXY August 9, 2009