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Career Nazi 

A person who is so focused on money, status and career advancement that they are blind to most of what makes life enjoyable and meaningful. Things, people and experiences that do not directly further their career goals mean nothing to them. How they dress, what they drive, where they vacation, what they talk about is all focused on presenting a competent, successful image of themselves to people in a position to hire them, promote them or give them business. Everything else in life is worthless to them (until, of course, they achieve that success and realize it didn't come close to filling the hole in them they thought it would). Then they reverse tactics and become all new-agey in an attempt to reverse decades of single-minded careerism. Children of these people roll their eyes a lot and think their parents are assholes.
I just wasted two hours of my life having dinner with my client. They're such a career nazi, we had to talk business all night long. I need a drink
Career Nazi by kabukulator October 1, 2010

career balling 

When you achieve the best you will ever do, the peak

ie. in a basketball game, or other sports
Person 1: Damn bro, he's swished 10 three pointers in a row!
Person 2: He's career balling!
career balling by theman034 June 12, 2018

career suicide

intentionally doing a wrong, bad, destructive action with the intent of being fired from your job. your doing something so bad or so aweful that your company will forced to fire you. as some would say "Quiting with unemployment benifits"
What a way for a middle manager to go out, career suicide. it makes you not wanna watch (rolls eyes)

Career Cow 

A lolz cow who is in denial about that fact. And has made a career out of being a lolz cow
Wow look at Negz he is a such a fucking a Career Cow
Career Cow by 3x Poon slayer December 4, 2020

Career Cuckold 

Someone who happily sits idle while other people fuck their career generally because they are too nice for their own good.
He let me take all the credit for his project and as a result I got the promotion, he is such a Career Cuckold..
Career Cuckold by Poorface March 4, 2019

Career Ass Kisser 

Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
Career Ass Kisser by liveurdreams January 24, 2012