Spanish Cantaloupe

an SSW

im a Spanish Cantaloupe ✨hehehehe✨

Spanish Cantaloupe by watermelon_queen September 9, 2022

cantaloupe head 

people who live or wish they live in cape cod. Can be identified by excessive consumption of cantaloupe.

"I'm from Cape Cod and I looooooove cantaloupe!"
-some stupid fag

cantaloupe head by skankhater November 18, 2004

cantaloupe 

(noun) something that causes a flashback so strong, it will bring you back to the time and place where the memory occured, otherwise known as a cantaloupation.

Man oh man, last week when I heard that gino beat it was like the ultimate cantaloupe. I remember the first time I heard that track when I was sitting on a beach in florida, eating cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by GTI_Guy September 15, 2006

cantaloupe 

A round, green and orange fruit. Many people believe that it resembles a vagina.

"Hey did you get a cantaloupe from the store yet?"
"Yup."

cantaloupe by RandomNothing July 16, 2016

cantaloupe smuggler 

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.

Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.

cantaloupe smuggler by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016

Cantaloupe 

To not be funny

To Be a terrible friend
To have a no sense of humor

Lyle you're such a cantaloupe.

Rachel: what did one box say to another?

Go die.

Tyler: cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe by Hi my name is Alfred June 23, 2016

cantaloupe 

SMW a wiener sucking kunk

Hooman1: fawk u kunk
Hooman2: cantaloupe

cantaloupe by HereComesDatboiOHSHIT December 21, 2016