uku billion 

lots and lots and lots

whoa, there's uku billion people at this concert!

uku billion by Maui New Yorker April 9, 2008

one in a Billion 

A person or thing that is very unusual, special, or admired by someone who is ethereal and rare, but most importantly gifted in more ways than one can imagine

One in a billion refers to someone who is in this world but not of it, he or she is set apart and consecrated, they are blessed by yahuah.

one in a Billion by Spokentruth November 8, 2019

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action 

When during a sloppy blowjob the blower gags twice then vomits profusely, whilst tossing their head back, either causing a mess or an orgasam. The 4 Billion referring to how many nightmares the blowee will be having.

"Damn bruh last night my girl gave me the Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action".

"Really?"

"Yup. I took her off my life insurance."

Double Glob Glob 4 Billion with "Toss Back™" Action by DG7205 October 28, 2020

six billion secrets 

The most depressing website you will ever visit. It's like FML, but way less amusing.

Dude, I was on six billion secrets last night....I just about bawled my eyes out.

six billion secrets by roundhouse grasshopper June 3, 2010

8 billion

being “eight billion” means that you are looking at yourself in a perspective of you just being a consciousness. like i’m not saying my age is 8 billion or anything like that i’m just saying that it’s just my mind living and my body isn’t me neither are my organs, i am just eight billion (a living thing) showing how small you are but that you are just a consciousness.

i feel like when i die i’m gonna go into another life, because my body isn’t me it’s just my consciousness, which makes me 8 billion

8 billion by manny-z's September 11, 2022

phone billion 

When your having a perfectly good day and it comes to a horrible twist when your cell bill arrives and your parents see that you sent 400 text messages over your limit.

Cara: wanna do something tonight?
Dani: No, my phone billion came and my parents are plotting my death as we speak

phone billion by zimbabwa May 9, 2007

eleventy billion 

The biggest number there is; the most; used when something is extreme; used in over-exaggeration

I got stopped at eleventy billion red lights on the way here.

eleventy billion by Jenga650 September 3, 2006