antediluvian

before Noah's ark; the period before the flood; really really old

They argued that their equipment was antediluvian and needed replacement.

antediluvian by awesome chick12345678909876543 December 4, 2011

Attention Whore 

aka Man Collector-, a woman who accumulates a lot of male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. No man is off limits to an attention whore, including boyfriends and spouses of her own friends. The attention whore will make up inane reasons to text, call or have a conversation with a man that she feels is not giving her the attention she feels she should have and will escalate this behavior if this attention is going to another woman, even a man’s own girlfriend or spouse. She will not ask for anything, however, she will moan and complain about something until a man offers to help or give her what she wants. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman. The attention whore’s own boyfriend or spouse is usually the one man who is immune to her charms and attention seeking behavior. The attention whore does not have many female friends, either due to her actions towards their signifigant others, or because she feels that they take attention from her, although she will claim she doesn’t understand why.

The attention whore wears high heels to a football game so men will help her up and down the bleachers.

Attention Whore by Iknowwhatyoureupto November 5, 2011

Fly Attendant 

(n.) Airline employee in charge of removing insects from passenger snacks.

I called the Fly Attendant after discovering a fly in my bag of nuts.

Fly Attendant by Ann_Hedonia May 28, 2008

Attention

Looking up your name on Urban Dictionary and posting it on your snap story to show your "personality"

Yesterday Becky posted something looking for attention.

Attention by Yee Yee Definitions June 3, 2018

attentionwhoreism 

the act of trying to receive as much attention as possible via egotistical means

attentionwhoreism by omgisurdaddywtf July 22, 2003

attemptitration 

Attempted penetration. Either a baby chode going a half inch in or a girl who thinks she can down some dick telling the guy she’s not ready after he’s already an inch or two in.

raquel couldn’t handle thomas’s big one... he ended the night by taking an L with an attemptitration

attemptitration by Dankielle April 20, 2018

attentionwhore 

A person who is ready to do just about anything to get attention. Both pathetic and desperate.

"That guy on TV is going to dig out his kidney with his bare hands and then eat it. What an attentionwhore."

attentionwhore by march hare October 20, 2005