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how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny
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Worn Down To A Rough Spot 

An euphemism, spoken with a slight Texas twang, describing the soreness of one’s asshole after an absolutely brutal anal pounding.

While primarily used for a polite way to say that your lower intestine may very well fall out if I fart too hard cause he tore my ass end up, this euphemism may also be used for any situation or behavior whereby one desires discretion from the brutal details other than to let another know that their asshole has been thrashed.
My uncle paid me a visit last night. Yea. Crawled into my bed and all up my ass. How was it? What do you think? My bung is worn down to a rough spot!

My sophomore year was brutal. Really? Bad grades? Hell no. I was so damn horny I beat off 5-6 times a day. Damn brooooohhhh that must a been worn down to a rough spot.

Spot-A-Thot 

Spot-a-thot is a game played when in any place you see a thot and tell your friend to spot-a-thot
Guy 1:Hey dude spot-a-thot.
Guy 2: Found the thot the one next to the Victoria's secret.
Spot-A-Thot by TheIronArsenal January 11, 2016

spot a goth

looking for a goth in a goth venue (:
"I SPOT A GOTH" "where?!" "Over there by the entrance to the goth weekend in whitby" "yes, i can see her now (: well done, good goth spotting."
spot a goth by laura++antonia June 11, 2008

A Good Spot 

Drank too much or consumed a massive amount of alcohol.

In a drunken state of euphoria.
I’m feeling a lil hangies but I did drink a good spot last night.

You were in a good spot yesterday.
A Good Spot by Gonzoo April 23, 2020

damn shorty got a blad spot 

what juelz says in the song "still more than music" and it means that that bitch has a shaved pussy
"Why ya jaw dropped, her drawers dropped. Damn shorty got a blad spot."

I spot a Martin 

someone who flirts like a year six, example swearing and hitting the opposite sex
"person 1: I spot a Martin
person 2:where?
person 1:there!"
I spot a Martin by bumfluff420 June 21, 2017