Pull a Boner 

To commit suicide. Inspired by Andrew Koenig (Boner of Growing Pains)

Please Sean, step off the ledge. We don't want you to 'Pull a Boner'.

Pull a Boner by Kurt Barlow February 28, 2010

Popping a boner 

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment

I hate popping a boner while I poo.

Popping a boner by EvanderkaneslittleG March 5, 2015

being a boner

Being a boner is making irrational, emotion-based decisions and placing extreme and unrealistic expectations upon others.

hey, yo. your 'e being a boner right now...

being a boner by bonermaker February 4, 2018

Pulling a Bayert

Voluntarily getting up anytime before 7:00 on a weekend

I was pulling a bayert this morning, that's why I'm so tired

Pulling a Bayert by Musharif January 30, 2008

popped a boner 

when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.

Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.

popped a boner by Spaghet February 21, 2009

what a boner 

Another way of saying "what a bummer"

Your mom didn't buy you an Xbox one? What a boner.

what a boner by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

Pulled a boner

Get sad and kill yourself.

*he will be missed*

Justin totally pulled a boner when he found out he sucked at his job.

Pulled a boner by RocketMan1515 February 26, 2010