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teddygramz 

Teddygramz,also known as Theodore Gramarion IV is known for eating shit and having a penis that smells like soda. He suffocated his grandmother with a pillow and smoked that MK Ultra pack,before blowing his head off. He participated in the ECU (Eshak Connected Universe) and fought in the Great Sehjenia War as General Teddy. Before blowing his head off with a high power rifle he quoted his mentor,Ronald Merle McNutt,also known as Ronnie. His last words were:"Hey guys! I guess that's it.". He will be remembered for loving potato wedges and being targeted by the satellite men making him killing his whole family and consuming excessive amounts of the following substances:PCP,Crack Cocaine,Amphetamine,LSD and Goat Sperm. His death has traumatized the entire nation of Ahamedistan. His death has become a worldwide tragedy and people all around the globe mourn his loss every 31th August,where people only eat shit and smoke that ultra dust pack.
Guy 1:Hey have you heard of Teddygramz?

Guy 2:I give up on life.
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Using the dick to stir tea giving it a distinct taste
Damn, that teadick was so good! I'll have more!
Teadick by Teadick October 5, 2022

Teddy Bear Friend 

That friend that is always there, that you can always ramble to and hug any time, but doesn't have much to say usually.
"Skylar is such a Teddy bear friend, they seem to always listen"
Teddy Bear Friend by Skyiskitten October 22, 2022
The most attractive man around, train tracked curtians which haven't hitched their wagon yet.
loves sipping yetis, tinkling on the piano, walking, and shredding the gnar at main beach

(is not queer so don't interfere)
Wow that's the most stunning young man I should ask him out! - You don't stand a chance that's Teddy
Teddy by olvrmn November 26, 2022
Verb.
To pull a teddy is to be partially or fully naked in a semi-public place.

Adjective.

A synonym for nudist.
A Teddy will use any excuse to take off their shirt and show off their "abs." For example, they'll use their shirt as a snare mute to show off their chest but then get cold and put it back on. They'll spend an extra long time changing, and walk around a dorm almost entirely nude. Why would a Teddy do this? We don't know, and neither does he.
1.

Person 1: "removes shirt."
Person 2: " Bro don't pull a Teddy."

2.
Person 1: "hear me out, we pull a teddy and run around naked in a Denny's parking lot at 3 am."
Teddy by Nonstoptaco February 7, 2023

teddy take 

a take/opinion that is atrociously awful but said with 100% confidence
Your opinion on the film Whiplash is a teddy take.
teddy take by david_2 March 15, 2023