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monkey hung 

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung
"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."
monkey hung by JnglKng April 15, 2005
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William Hung 

guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.
She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john
William Hung by Tim August 17, 2004

cunt hung 

A man unusually obsessed with girls; girl crazy.
Once again, Tom can't hang out tonight. He's so cunt hung, we'll never see him again.
cunt hung by One dude. May 24, 2009

william hung 

the american idol star that sang She bangs she bangs and was humiliated
William Hung: She bangs She bangs Oh baby she moves she moves oh baby cuz she looks like a flowa but she stings like a beeeeee like every girl in historeee

Simon: stop ok stop

William hung: i hav no regrets i did my best i have no professional training~~
william hung by kraziestkushluk August 6, 2004

International Hung Over Day 

January 1st.

The first day of the new year. Usually starting about 12pm when people wake up from the parties with a hang over.

Also known as New Years Day.
Joe called me on International Hung Over Day just so he could torment me for having gotten drunk the night before.

she's hung 

When a girl has very large breasts / knockers / titties. The female version of a hung male having a large member.
Joe - "Man, check out that girl with the huge tits!!"

Bob - "Yeah, she's hung"
she's hung by J r0c May 27, 2009