mini-Helen
mini-Helen by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003
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The Helen Keller
This sexual maneuver can be achieved to finish off a blow job. All the guy has to do is remove his penis from the mouth, ejaculate in the eyes, and clap the girl on the sides of the head forcefully.
Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.
The Helen Keller by gtheg April 1, 2008
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The Helen Keller
A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.
The Helen Keller by Colton Moore May 21, 2009
mini-Helen
A misunderstanding of the old scientist/techie joke that a millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch one ship. Milli- is the international scientific prefix for 1/1000. Most international units are named after someone -- watt for power, newton for force, ampere for current, and so on. Scientists, techs, and gears who work with those prefixes all the time often attach them to all sorts of made-up units. So a megahelen would be the beauty of a face that launched a billion ships (one million times one thousand) and a nanohelen would be the face that launched one millionth of a ship (one billionth times one thousand). Millihelen worked better a few decades ago when newspapers and TV news often carried stories about ship launchings, because usually the woman christening the ship launch was a First Lady, the Queen, or some senator or lord's wife (what nowadays we call a first wife, the one before the trophy wife), and thus a lizardy old bag that was only sort of recognizably female.
"That one's a mini-Helen."
"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"
"Unless she's a real cute midget, you mean she's got about a millihelen. Go back to chemistry class and stop getting your science from Star Trek reruns!"
mini-Helen by old lang guy September 8, 2006
The Helen Keller
The act in which as you are about to cum, you skeet in the girls ears and eyes that way it makes her temporarily deaf and blind. Then you do whatever you want to her.
I gave this girl the helen keller and then i shit on her pillow and left, she had no clue what was going on because she cou8ldnt hear me or see me.
The Helen Keller by 2nd period pandora class May 18, 2010
The Helen Keller
When a you are having sex with a girl from behind and you tap her on the shoulder; when she turns her head to look you shoot a wad of jizz in her ear and then punch her in the eye. (Thereby leaving her deaf and blind—but only in one ear and one eye.)
The Helen Keller by Big Footed Whore June 25, 2009
frosty helen keller
frosty helen keller by clitfuck December 5, 2013