Dan: I have the funniest thing to tell you
Mike: Lets hear it man
Dan: Another bro got Van Suckled last night dude, on a SWING. Once it was done, she had to sprint home because she was late for curfew, weird.
Mike: Gross. But at least she got some protein for the run.

Dan: That gives pumping the swing a whole new meaning.

Van Suckled by sucklewatcher June 8, 2009

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guitar.com misc sucks

yah it's the intraweb poophole thingy

yah don't go there

guitar.com misc sucks by Hanz & Franz April 3, 2004

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green day sucks

a very true statement about an overrated horrible band who can't play an instrument or sing. If you've got a problem with that, screw.

Tool- Hey man, Green Day kicks ass!
Me- Hey tool, fuck yourself up the ass because no one else will except Billie Joe Armstrong! Green Day sucks!

green day sucks by ghetto sphinx March 1, 2005

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sucking on the Devil's dick

Smoking crack. This drug is so potentially addictive that the pleasure you feel after a blast is so amazing that it is like a gift from heaven. This is quickly exchanged with a coming down which makes the user want that feeling back. He/She does whatever to get more and keeps sucking on the pipe, pop can or whatever else he/she can use to get the crack gas into their lungs/bloodstream again. Once no more crack can be found, the user goes into a deep state of depression and need which is like a trade off with the Devil. Great sensation given - temporarily - Terrible over-all feeling afterwards.

Candice: "I need to get more rock I think my boy will take this Dollarama vase for a twenty piece!

Dude: "Don't count on it girl, why don't you just stop sucking on the devil's dick, its killing you!"

sucking on the Devil's dick by psiscott April 26, 2006

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