Spoon-Bending

When "Spooning" with a lover, the little spoon bends their top half around to kiss the big spoon.

hey baby, fancy some Spoon-bending?

Spoon-Bending by Neo90345 September 13, 2012

Cum Bending 

Cum Bending has been used for many centuries. This technique uses the air density and launches the semen out of the urethra at increased rates. Turns out it doesn't work that well, and it really isn't that cool. For some reason, it is still being used to this day.

Friend 1: Yo! I figured out how to Cum Bend! This is so Cool!
Friend 2: Word to the wise bro, Cum Bending really isn't that cool.

Cum Bending by BenderOfCum October 20, 2020

Educational Ass Beating 

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

Educational Ass Beating by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

Brenting 

verb. The act of doing Brent

Kayley is Brenting. Steph has tried Brenting but did not like it.

Brenting by Tatch April 29, 2005

Beating the Eggs 

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

Beating the Eggs by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009

a beating from the love truncheon 

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

a beating from the love truncheon by Anonymous December 12, 2006

Brenting 

the act of defecating down another individual's throat. (verb)

Bryce was so angry at Mo that he threatened brenting down his throat.

Brenting by CrtPlaz November 2, 2011