whopper 

A black woman with blonde pubes. The pubes can be a result of dying, bleaching or genetics.

I went down on Jamiqua and ate that whopper!

whopper by david January 22, 2005

Whopper 

the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.

Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.

"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."

"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"

Whopper by JiffMart May 1, 2010

Whopper 

1. (n.) a burger served by Burger King.

2. (n.) a burger that will soon be served by The Whop Shop in the Whopper Kingdom ran by Team Whopper. It will come in over 384735348378429 different varieties including the Weatherman Whopper, the rare edition Wizard Whopper, and the it's-not-quite-right-but-we-love-it-anyway WArgos Whopper.

1. I am going to Burger King to get a Whopper.

2. I wish I had a Wizard Whopper from The Whop Shop.

Whopper by gordo gay parade October 17, 2008

whopper 

an overly ugly person.
one who should be digested by a constipated rhino as they would come out better looking in the long term.
also see hoachin' wain

hi, you're fuckin' whoppin!
i can't believe you went with that whopper...
i just seen a proper whopper talkin to a hoachin wain at a minger convention

whopper by kitty-cait July 30, 2008

whopper 

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

whopper by Johnny Chingas May 13, 2005

Whopper 

Whopper can be used to describe someone/something you don't like.

"Why did you do that?"
"Sorry"
"You f*cking 'whopper' "

Something you dont like:
"Err i'm not going there, that place is ''whopping'' off"

Whopper by yohan hassen July 13, 2012

whopper 

An Italian who acts black.
For a white person it would be wigger. For an Italian it would be whopper.
It is the combination of the two derogatory names for the Italian and African-American races, whop and nigger.

Look Luigi's wearing a doorag! What a whopper.

whopper by Texas Menace December 9, 2008