wench 

Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench:

Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good.
Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

wench by Mortification7 May 3, 2009

Wench 

A word to describe someone as very strong, or muscular. Can also be described as hench

Man 1: "Look at that guy doing the weights, he's bare wench"

Man 2: "What do you expect, look at the weights hes lifting"

Wench by topmajorj September 3, 2009

wench 

Modern definitions of wench:

1. Girlfriend

2. A whipped man

3. An asshole

Guy A: "Hey man you're not seeing the wench again tonight are you?" (1)
Guy B: "Yeah"
Guy A: "Oh my god you're such a wench" (2)
Guy B: "Shut up wench" (3)

wench by captain jack July 24, 2006

wench 

A olde worlde serving woman.

wench by pee wee April 23, 2003

wench 

A abominable, annoying, bothersome, defective, disagreeable, disliked, displeasing, distasteful, dreaded, icky, inadmissible, incommodious, inconvenient, inexpedient, insufferable, loathed, loathsome, objectionable, obnoxious, offensive, offensive, outcast, rejected, repellent, repugnant, scorned, shunned, troublesome, unacceptable, unattractive, unlikable, unpleasing, unpopular, unsatisfactory, unsavory, unsought, unsuitable, unwanted, unwelcome, unwished for, or useless
woman.

With credit to thesaurus.com

"Because you are a wench, I will not hang out with you, Betty!"

wench by Noodles February 19, 2003

wench 

a young female shipmate who belongs to a pirate for his own demands

that nice pretty harlot in the dark room is quite the wench

wench by Britt Britt September 25, 2005

wench 

Wraiths, Ghosts (Ground Wenches), Banshees (Sky Wenches), Scorpions (Big Metal Wenches).

Anything that is not a fine vessel.

"Yarrr there be a wench over yonder"
"Shit, Sky Wench!"

wench by Fredex December 15, 2004