weldent 

when an elderly person doesn't need or want help, they’re able to cross the street and carry their groceries like its ezpz

weldent, mrs. steinberg didnt want my help today, she cant even hold her walker and groceries at the same time...

weldent by pickledweed October 20, 2019

automotive welder 

A car guy that wishes he was talented enough to be a welder so he tells his friends and family that he can weld. Most of the time they don’t own a welding hood so they just close their eyes and squirt some metal and hope that it holds for a few weeks before they have to repair it again.

Steve: I’m taking my Mazda 3 to Cameron’s shop to get welded.
Bill: No don’t take it there he’s just an automotive welder.

automotive welder by Jethro123 May 18, 2018

The Welder 

When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females face, paying special attention to the eye area. When female awakes, she will find it difficult to open her eyes, as they have been "welded" shut.

I gave my bitch 'the welder' last night.

The Welder by Sandrab August 2, 2011

Weeded 

The act of being marijuaned as fuck. High.

"Yo Skeeter, that kush got me weeded as fuck!"

Weeded by pussachondriac December 25, 2016

Welder Dave 

The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.

Just got off the graveyard shift, I could really go for a Welder Dave right now.

Welder Dave by thealcoholiccuttlefish November 22, 2018

Weledo 

Weledo is a Word that can be used anytime and in every situation. The Word is often used in turkish, arabic or african neighborhoods in germany.

Example 1
Markus: Did you see Tanishas Ass?

Jamal: Weledo! That thing lookin like a whole ass globe.

Example 2
Omar: I can't believe Jordyn left me.

Lamar: Weledo my brother. You going through rough days huh?

Weledo by yungsosa November 24, 2021

page welder 

someone who causes the pages of pornographic material to stick together after ejaculating on them

Ross picked up the Playboy, took one look at the centerfold and instantly became a page welder.

page welder by Dahoes April 14, 2009