Wat 

A word used to question something retarded that just came out of your friends mouth

Girl: wat the fuck u say nibba?
Girl 2: nothin u fucktard

Wat by Funnygirlincanada March 17, 2019

wat 

Moronic spelling of what for the thinking impared. (rhymes with cat bet pat ect.)

Wat's going on???

wat by the_anti_elise October 11, 2003

wat 

Sounds like an old lady.

Yaya: grandma how is u
Grandma: WATTTT
Grandma: WATTT U SAY SONNY???
Grandma: WATTTT SPEAK UP

wat by yayafest January 22, 2009

wat 

This word means "what" usually to people who are lazy to write a 4 letter word on their keyboard on their phone/computer...

You: "See the new movie?"
Friend: "wat movie??"
You: "You forgot!!"
Friend: "WAT? WAT MOVIE?!"
You: "Nevermind"

wat by OvenBakeG April 28, 2016

Wat 

An exceptionally rude IM message. Made after one individual messages an other to say hi to stand in place of the question "why are you talking to me?"

Person 1: Hey man.
Person 2: Wat.
Person 1 to him or her self: Why do you hate me?

Wat by Blah1... April 18, 2009

wat 

A pat of butter can also be called a wat of butter.

Hey Paul can you pass me a wat of butter?

wat by LunaMoon14 November 29, 2015

wat 

when someone is too lazy to type "what?"

Guy 1: "You fucking suck bro!"
Guy 2: "Wat"

wat by FatFedoraGuy.lele November 20, 2015