Angry Washboard 

While the man goes down on an angry woman and she grabs both of his ears and rub his face against her vagina like clothes on a washboard.

My girlfriend must be mad at me because after I gave her an angry dragon, she bloodied my lip with the angry washboard.

Angry Washboard by Saidwoohoo April 23, 2015

two raisins on a washboard 

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

two raisins on a washboard by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

Dashboard Special 

(Noun) The blowjob one receives from another player while in a vehicle in GTA; the RP version of the IRL sexual act called road head .

Made famous by Samantha Jones, Sandy Shores' fiiiiiiinest neighborhood hooker in the DOJRP community by YouTube creator BayAreaBuggs.

-"Hopefully you brought some clean lips for that dashboard special."
-"Oh, always. That's my one and only technique."

Dashboard Special by DixieRekt26 October 18, 2017

Dashboarded 

This is when you push the eject disc button on your Xbox360, which sends to you the dashboard. The cause of this is when playing any game preferably modern warfare 2 and you get killed in such a stupid way that you rage and dashboard.

"Im Reecey" dashboarded faster than diana.

Dashboarded by Corp Ad. April 6, 2010

Rashboard 

A board that rationalizes. It has been found that rashboards are pretty useful for scratching rashes.

Can also be used to describe an incredibly stubborn and arrogant person who acts like a smart ass through his/her try hard attempts at rationalizing his/her behavior. People like this can often ruin a good joke by taking it seriously.

Travis stop being such a rashboard you fucking prick.

Rashboard by 0MNIV0C4TI0N November 27, 2011

Dashboard Elvis 

Term used to describe the stressful act of having excessive demands placed upon you, or being unfairly manipulated, by colleagues or partners, to such an extent that you seem to have lost control of your limbs and are spiralling aimlessly from one task to the next without accomplishing a thing.

Derives from the car ornament of the same name where a jumpsuit clad image of the King spins frantically on the dashboard.

"How did that fucker get the job? He keeps changing his fuckin' mind and now I'm jumpin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

"She told me to pick up the laundry, then pick up the kids after I've put the photos into Boots! She's got me dancin' around like a Dashboard Elvis."

Dashboard Elvis by Erchie McGeakle December 24, 2006

Dashboarding

The act of jumping to the xbox dashboard or turning the xbox off after having a bad round of Call of Duty to save your kill Death ratio.

Someone goes 2 and 15 in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and turns his/her xbox off (Dashboarding) before the game goes back to the pre-game lobby. Therefore eliminating their poor round.

Dashboarding by 3Oh!8 February 4, 2010