Sargasmic Procrasturbation

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

Sargasmic Procrasturbation by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

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Eargasmic

When a song sounds so amazing that it gives you an orgasm in your ear

Friend: Hey bro, check out this song!
Me: I've already heard it. Its eargasmic!

Eargasmic by gottabelou December 17, 2014

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wargasm

when someone is playing call of duty and gets so exited that they cum a little. a violent sexual fantasy.

i was playin some C.O.D and it got so suspenceful/exiting that i had a wargasm and made a mess in my jeans...shit

wargasm by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

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Wargaming

Poepie That ruins their own game by adding bullshit in the game that doesnt is rellevant everyone that play world of tanks almost hates them and want changes but thet just dont listen.

Wargaming adds overpowered tanks in the game when they know it isnt what the game needs.

Wargaming by WOTTAKESYOURMONEY June 4, 2018

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Wargasm

An orgasm achieved from coitus with the carcasses of enemies which one has slaughtered. Frequently experienced by the protagonists of songs by the American death metal band Cannibal Corpse.

I wargasmed after fornicating with the bodies of those Iraqis we killed last week

Wargasm by CrotchCarver February 7, 2009

wargasm

The amazing feeling you get when your pwning noobs on COD MW 2

(playing call of duty modern warfare 2).....BOOM HEAD SHOT, ahh man i just had a wargasm, i need new shorts

wargasm by DR. DRIZZLE STICK December 2, 2009

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wargasm

The extreme pleasure that players of World of Warcraft experience after raids or gaining levels or equiptment. Often, wargasms can seem irrelivant to non-players of the game.

Guy 1 - ZOMG, i got my Dwarf to level 60 last night!
Guy 2 - Calm down mate don't have a Wargasm about it!

wargasm by Alexander Anderson December 24, 2007

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