wankerdoodle 

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

wankerdoodle by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006

Wankerd 

To drink too much alcohol

I went out & got well "WANKERD" last night

Wankerd by Dj Lien June 10, 2003

Wankerdoodle 

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

Wankerdoodle by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Wankerpediac 

A Wankerpediac is a person on Wikipedia, who despite not knowing their own definitions, enjoys deleting every artcile they come across. Not unlike the Pyromaniac, they more than likely sit back and masterbate after watching their glorious work take place. Which is probably a healthy action since they are such sexually repressed geeks.

those Wankerpediacs erased my article on Anna Nicole Simpson's breasts again. Damn geeks!

Wankerpediac by John The Kook August 30, 2009

Wonkered

The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.

Wonkered by phoreversurf July 29, 2010

Walkered 

Drunk one night stand. That ends with partner having a golden dream.

Man we was so wasted, I ended up getting walkered.

He’s had 12 shots of tequila, how much you wanna bet the girl he takes home gets walkered tonight?

Walkered by Fckdemhoes69 October 25, 2017

wankerdoodles 

A slur against individuals who wear pipperdoodles.

"Did you see Bachira and Chigiri the other day?"
"They're such wankerdoodles."

wankerdoodles by skitsoprenicwankerdoodle March 28, 2023