Urinal Dump

Taking a dump in a urinal, which is reserved for peeing, within a public restroom

Jeremy was so drunk at the bar that he took a urinal dump because the stall was in already in use

Urinal Dump by D.C.T. February 15, 2009

urinal drop 

masterbating in front of a urinal; usually after work hours with the help of a smart phone.

I was so bored working on the report I did a urinal drop at the office

urinal drop by sidmon69 February 9, 2013

Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.

Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.

Urinal-Punch by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018

urinal protocol 

The unwritten, unmentioned male code of conduct strictly governing behaviour in a public restroom.

Urinal protocol dicktates (pardon the pun) that every male must make due effort to accommodate a buffer urinal if possible. In situations when a buffer urinal is not possible, the pissor must engage in mindless, inane, random conversation with his fellow piss-ees- a phenomenon known as urinal talk. The highest rule of urinal protocol governs eye contact. Eyes must remain straight ahead in a zombie-like stare, and finish with only a brief glance downward (at your putz) during the final shake. While a brief glance at the face of a fellow piss-ee is an acceptable part of urinal talk, a 30 second jaw-agape stare at his dong is un-cool. Similarly, while placing a hand on the wall above the urinal to steady one's self is acceptable (especially when drunk), placing one's hand on another's sholder is not too cool. Urinal talk must never lead to the pissor urinating on the shoes of the piss-ee.

Urinal protocol evolved as a means to deal with urinal anxiety (also referred to as being pee shy) and it's corresponding eccentric behaviour. Restroom owners may erect (pardon the pun) a shame shield as a method of dealing with urinal anxiety and encourage compliance with the time-tested "urinal protocol".

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He was standing at the trough staring at the black guy's dick.

urinal protocol by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

Urinal jack 

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.

It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!

Urinal jack by Steve and doug October 2, 2019

urinal mint 

One of those pink urinal deodouriser cakes found at the bottoms of many types of urinals.

Rick, please don't eat the urinal mints!!! I hear that they taste horrible!!!

urinal mint by Telephony November 29, 2010

urinal etiquette 

unwritten rules when in a public restroom
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.

WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette

urinal etiquette by HARBOR MASTER March 20, 2009