defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

defending the shield by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

The shinobi law of numbers 

The fighting capacity of the individual ninja is inversely proportionate to the number of similarly dressed shinobi present. Other wise known as the inverse law of ninjas.

The shinobi law of numbers says that all except one ninja will be cannon fodder, and the last one remaining will utterly wtfpwn everything else around him.

The shinobi law of numbers by Eloka December 13, 2008

shooting the shit 

To converse lightly, with no specific topic or objective in mind.

See also: shooting the breeze

So, Bill and I were shooting the breeze and suddenly we came up with an idea for a new website.

shooting the shit by handle187 October 31, 2003

what the shit 

Expressing disbelief, like "what the fuck."

Often credited to The Matrix, but actually first appeared in popular culture in the 1984 sci-fi movie "The Last Starfighter" when the main character's little brother sees a robo-duplicate of his brother.

what the shit?! why are there two copies of my brother?

what the shit by SeitzFace Killa March 22, 2008

the shins 

A completely kick ass band who isn't afraid to do so. The best band you've never heard of.

"What a fucking good band The Shins are."

the shins by huge robot October 21, 2003

you scared the shit out of me 

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.

Ohhh , you scared the shit out of me

you scared the shit out of me by SilBrazil January 31, 2016

The Shitty Dollar Trick

The Shitty Dollar Trick occurs when an individual smears fecal matter (in this case, human fecal matter) on one side of a dollar bill. This dollar bill is then places on the ground, shitty-side down. An unsuspecting passer-by then picks up the shitty dollar and learns the definition of an unpleasant surprise. Distasteful? Probably.

"We just pulled the Shitty Dollar Trick on Dave's Great Grandmother!"

The Shitty Dollar Trick by Snagglz_Maw May 20, 2006