texan dickfudge
Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.
texan dickfudge by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017
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Texan Twister by Vinchtsbtc October 19, 2018
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Texan Democracy
The action taken to solve a situation, usually by means of something barbaric like wrestling. People of lesser strength tend to lose this type of solution.
Guy1: hey, that was my foods D:
Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*
Guy1: sniff
Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*
Guy1: sniff
Texan Democracy by girrocks June 9, 2011
Texan Refill
The act of refilling a drink at an establishment or event, the immediately exiting said establishment or event.
Person 1: “I’m about to pull a Texan Refill at the Burger King.”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
Person 2: “Great! I should pull one too!”
Texan Refill by private_johnie February 11, 2022
Texan wannabe
1)Someone who is not a native Texan who in their daily language will throw in a "y'all", "lawlz", "ain't", or "howdy".
2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.
2)Someone who wears belt buckles, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, plaid button-up hillbilly shirts, and thinks their a huge redneck when they haven't even VISITED Texas or don't even know what a farm looks like or what you do on it.
Texan wannabe by igotthedefs February 21, 2009
Texan Heat Wave
When a guy and a girl are having sex and get really sweaty, then the guy pulls out, cums on her stomach then lays on top of her like a flat pancake.
Texan Heat Wave by realDuckyMoMo June 18, 2019