Meat teat 

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

Meat teat by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

bull teat 

The male dong conceived as a source of milk, as a metaphor for jizz.

Raul loves to suck on his roomie's bull teat to get the reward of his rich bull cream. Roomie is most willing to feed his starving buddy.

bull teat by Xaime June 3, 2019

get some teat 

get something to eat in appalachianese

ah stopped at foolsley's to get some teat!

before i did the presentation on caloric trans-bacteria at yale, i stopped to get some teat

while preparing the foolsley report, i had to take time out to get some teat!

get some teat by michael foolsley August 25, 2010

man teat

penis. you may have one between your legs right now.

releases man milk which is produced in man udders.

unlike a woman teat, it becomes soft in cold weather.
like a woman teat, its milk is used for babies.

c'mon baby; you're starving. how about having a suckle on my man teat?

man teat by turbandic October 30, 2011

muff teat 

An expression similar to cool or awesome. Usually used to show excitement or enthusiam towards something.

Doug: We've been driving for four hours and we're finally almost here.

Dave: Muff Teat!!

muff teat by imdisguysd November 19, 2007

Moist Teat 

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."

Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.

Moist Teat by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012

hippy teat

I hippy type mother who isn’t afraid to breast feed her baby at an airport in front of everyone

Take momma’s hippy teat and suckle because momma can feel the milk in there

hippy teat by The Nashville Spreadator April 26, 2019